So the angry Brit visited the angry state a few weeks ago. Yup, I finally did it. I visited THE place I've been wanting to go ever since childhood. Growing up on a diet of American sitcoms and cartoons Id been like a dog with a bone for years telling myself that next year would be the year I would finally cross that big pond.
It was actually a spur of the moment decision. Faced with yet another year of longing and having pretty much zilch to look forward to in 2013, I banged the whole thing on the credit card and thought fuck it!
Over the years with my various internet antics I have met a large group of people who have been a huge part of my life over the last 8 years especially so figured this was a good time to go and possibly get murdered down a dark alley in the middle of Manhattan. I have to say that I'm very disappointed that not one of them were freaks!
Let me say firstly that a week isn't long enough to see and do everything. As a honorary American, I'm not a typical ignorant Brit that assumes that all Americans live in a 10 mile radius and everyone knows each other but I just couldn't get over the size of the place. In my travels over the week I visited the city to do the typical touristy stuff, I stayed on Long Island (aptly named) was in New Jersey at one point, Brooklyn for a very short space of time, Queens which I loved (I know I will get the piss ripped out of me for that one) The Bronx (big shout out to D!) and a few other places I just kinda drove through.
Oh yeah, did you know they drive on the wrong side of the road??? I kept getting in the wrong side of the bloody car which amused my yank friends no end. After 35 years of getting in on the opposite side of the car this became frustrating but funny non the less.
The city, was amazing. I didn't see everything that I wanted to and some places I loved so much I went to several times. I had been warned that it was smelly and dirty and the people were rude but my experience was far from that. The only thing that was smelly and dirty was the bathrooms in Macys. Really Macys I expected more from you!!! Grotty just isn't the word. And what is the deal with the bathroom stalls across the pond??? The doors have gaps. I felt like I was on show every time I needed to go pee.
I loved it though. Rockefeller Center was everything Id hoped and more. Ok, I didn't get to experience my childhood dream of skating under the huge tree but now good ole NY just doesn't seem that far away so I know I will get to do it eventually. The Empire State Building was fantastic and thank you to my very knowledgeable tour guides (much love to M and F) I learnt a lot about the city that I've probably already forgotten.
Ok so the flying is a bit of a ball ache and I think next time I might just do a direct flight (I flew to Ireland then to JFK) but that huge pond now feels like a puddle although I may need to sell a few of my organs to fund the next trip. Its relatively cheap to eat and do stuff but I bought a lot of souvenirs.
I could continue. I could list everything I did but I wont bore you any further. I know this blog is a complete departure from my usual blogs but I wanted to note it.
But before I go and normal programming resumes...
The best thing though were the people. Without the friends I visited it would've just been a trip to the states. With them it was an experience of a lifetime that I will repeat soon.
Watch out New York, the Redcoats are coming again!
Monday, 24 June 2013
Friday, 8 February 2013
Unexpected item in the bagging area!!!
There has been a lot of coverage lately in the news about horse meat found in burgers and other beef products being sold in the UK. People are horrified. Products are being removed from sale and there is just generally a big scandal.
From the news I've read (which includes many sources) I'm beginning to think that someone in those companies knew exactly what they were sending out to the supermarket shelves. I mean come on, some companies will stop at nothing to turn a huge profit. This has been a universal truth since the dawn of time. They do their own fucking tests as well as the FSA (Food Standards Agency) and this wasn't picked up? Just how long has it been going on? Well if you believe some papers, probably years!
But here's a question - Am I the only one that really doest give a fuck about this?
I am more bothered about the shit they put in our food that we don't know about. If they can get away with sticking horse meat into our burgers and frozen lasagnes then what the hell else is in there?
I think the question that isn't being asked and really should be is, where are these horses coming from? Are they cared for properly? Are they slaughtered properly? Are they old horses that have come to the end of their blissful life of trotting round a lush field for the last 10 years or are they animals that were purely reared for their meat?
I mean come on people, you're cramming Burger King and frozen lasagnes down your throat for fuck sake, neither of them have any natural nutritional value, it all has to be added artificially and you're crying coz there's horse meat in them? Well it must've tasted fine or you wouldn't have fucking eaten it!
Horse meat isn't a a bad meat or an illegal meat. The French eat it (ok, maybe not the best example coz the French people I know personally will eat anything!) but it is a recognised food substance. I mean come on, really, are you just getting pissy coz horses are cute and you ride them at fairs and watched too much black beauty as a kid?
The same shit happened with rabbit. Rabbit was a very huge part of the staple diet here in England at one time and I'm sure that was true of the rest of the world. Rabbit is a great meat, its low fat and it pretty much takes care of itself as an animal. They're wild and they breed like, well, rabbits! There is always tons of the little fuckers about. But suddenly they become pets and appear on Easter cards and now no one will eat them. Personally I blame Bugs Bunny. (I would've had no problem eating him, annoying little shit)
For me all this argument should be about is the safety of the meat used and the welfare of the animal. Period. Besides, come the zombie apocalypse, we will all be eating rat burgers eventually anyways.
From the news I've read (which includes many sources) I'm beginning to think that someone in those companies knew exactly what they were sending out to the supermarket shelves. I mean come on, some companies will stop at nothing to turn a huge profit. This has been a universal truth since the dawn of time. They do their own fucking tests as well as the FSA (Food Standards Agency) and this wasn't picked up? Just how long has it been going on? Well if you believe some papers, probably years!
But here's a question - Am I the only one that really doest give a fuck about this?
I am more bothered about the shit they put in our food that we don't know about. If they can get away with sticking horse meat into our burgers and frozen lasagnes then what the hell else is in there?
I think the question that isn't being asked and really should be is, where are these horses coming from? Are they cared for properly? Are they slaughtered properly? Are they old horses that have come to the end of their blissful life of trotting round a lush field for the last 10 years or are they animals that were purely reared for their meat?
I mean come on people, you're cramming Burger King and frozen lasagnes down your throat for fuck sake, neither of them have any natural nutritional value, it all has to be added artificially and you're crying coz there's horse meat in them? Well it must've tasted fine or you wouldn't have fucking eaten it!
Horse meat isn't a a bad meat or an illegal meat. The French eat it (ok, maybe not the best example coz the French people I know personally will eat anything!) but it is a recognised food substance. I mean come on, really, are you just getting pissy coz horses are cute and you ride them at fairs and watched too much black beauty as a kid?
The same shit happened with rabbit. Rabbit was a very huge part of the staple diet here in England at one time and I'm sure that was true of the rest of the world. Rabbit is a great meat, its low fat and it pretty much takes care of itself as an animal. They're wild and they breed like, well, rabbits! There is always tons of the little fuckers about. But suddenly they become pets and appear on Easter cards and now no one will eat them. Personally I blame Bugs Bunny. (I would've had no problem eating him, annoying little shit)
For me all this argument should be about is the safety of the meat used and the welfare of the animal. Period. Besides, come the zombie apocalypse, we will all be eating rat burgers eventually anyways.
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Its The End Of The World As We Know It... and I feel fine!
Everyone is talking about it... cant get away from it and if the Mayans were here right now, they would be laughing their sick fucking asses off.
End of the world on December 21st 2012? Yeah, whatever!
The way I see it, I cant lose! By writing this blog and and saying, "fuck you Mayans, it ain't happening" I will look like a fucking genius when Friday is here and gone and everything is the way it should be. And Hell, if somehow the world suddenly ceases to be and everyone dies a fiery hellish death then this blog ceases to be too and so there's no way in hell anyone can point the finger and rant in my face "ha ha you were wrong!"
See? Win, win!
Don't get me wrong, I can see the other side. I can see why all these*coughs* freaks *coughs* excuse me... extremely prepared people have built bunkers and stockpiled food, water and ammo. Shit, you don't have to be facing and impending apocalypse to be prepared for every eventuality. That stuff (well except the ammo) will come in handy whether there's a hurricane warning or even a simple power cut.
The Mormons are very big on this kinda thing (yep, I used to be a Mormon) We had seminars when I was with the church on the best way to stock pile food and various other essential items, how to store them, how to rotate them and how much you should have stored at any one time in case of natural disasters or like I said, just losing power. I actually made a joke once at one of these seminars. I leaned into the woman next to me and said "well I feel secure in the knowledge that should a comet come hurtling towards the earth that I will die with 365 tins of beans under my bed". She wasn't amused.
So yeah, I ain't buying it I'm afraid. Some ancient civilisation has predicted the end is nigh. We here's a news flash, so have lots of other people since the Mayans died out and they were wrong too. And anyway, if they were some kind of precognitive geniuses, surely they would of been able to stop their own demise, right?
See, its like anything else that has been passed down through generations, mentioning no names *coughs* the biblical text *coughs* It has been translated into another language and open to interpretation so there is definitely massive room for error. Hell, most people cant order a drink in another language without ending up with a plate of fish so can we really trust what has been interpreted up to now? Of course we cant. I'm sorry, I don't care how many years you have studied this ancient and DEAD language (the original language is dead at least, I believe there are some descendant and hybrids of the language that still exist). Unless it is your native tongue then frankly you can kiss my arse.
One thing we can learn from the Mayans however, now don't quote me on this but I believe that they died out due to lack of food in their over sized population and climate change also had a huge influence to the point where human life could no longer be sustained. Hmmn sound familiar? Perhaps we should concentrate and learn more from what they did rather than what they said!
On a side note, I better go see my doctor and get that cough checked, wouldn't wanna be stuck in bed all week and miss the end of the world!
End of the world on December 21st 2012? Yeah, whatever!
The way I see it, I cant lose! By writing this blog and and saying, "fuck you Mayans, it ain't happening" I will look like a fucking genius when Friday is here and gone and everything is the way it should be. And Hell, if somehow the world suddenly ceases to be and everyone dies a fiery hellish death then this blog ceases to be too and so there's no way in hell anyone can point the finger and rant in my face "ha ha you were wrong!"
See? Win, win!
Don't get me wrong, I can see the other side. I can see why all these*coughs* freaks *coughs* excuse me... extremely prepared people have built bunkers and stockpiled food, water and ammo. Shit, you don't have to be facing and impending apocalypse to be prepared for every eventuality. That stuff (well except the ammo) will come in handy whether there's a hurricane warning or even a simple power cut.
The Mormons are very big on this kinda thing (yep, I used to be a Mormon) We had seminars when I was with the church on the best way to stock pile food and various other essential items, how to store them, how to rotate them and how much you should have stored at any one time in case of natural disasters or like I said, just losing power. I actually made a joke once at one of these seminars. I leaned into the woman next to me and said "well I feel secure in the knowledge that should a comet come hurtling towards the earth that I will die with 365 tins of beans under my bed". She wasn't amused.
So yeah, I ain't buying it I'm afraid. Some ancient civilisation has predicted the end is nigh. We here's a news flash, so have lots of other people since the Mayans died out and they were wrong too. And anyway, if they were some kind of precognitive geniuses, surely they would of been able to stop their own demise, right?
See, its like anything else that has been passed down through generations, mentioning no names *coughs* the biblical text *coughs* It has been translated into another language and open to interpretation so there is definitely massive room for error. Hell, most people cant order a drink in another language without ending up with a plate of fish so can we really trust what has been interpreted up to now? Of course we cant. I'm sorry, I don't care how many years you have studied this ancient and DEAD language (the original language is dead at least, I believe there are some descendant and hybrids of the language that still exist). Unless it is your native tongue then frankly you can kiss my arse.
One thing we can learn from the Mayans however, now don't quote me on this but I believe that they died out due to lack of food in their over sized population and climate change also had a huge influence to the point where human life could no longer be sustained. Hmmn sound familiar? Perhaps we should concentrate and learn more from what they did rather than what they said!
On a side note, I better go see my doctor and get that cough checked, wouldn't wanna be stuck in bed all week and miss the end of the world!
Thursday, 27 September 2012
Why are you famous again? Oh yeah! Coz youre a FUCKING WHORE!
and when I say whore, I'm aiming that at guys too.
Jersey Shore, The Only Way Is Essex, The Valleys, Geordie Shore, Desperate Scousewives.
All of the above have at least one thing in common... they all glorify bad behaviour.
Some are more dreadful than others but for the most part I think every one of them should be banned from our televisions. You may have heard me argue before about "well if it offends you then don't watch it" I'm sorry but these shows are the exception to the rule. Teenagers, young adults and twenty somethings (to name a few) are watching these shows and trying to emulate the lifestyles, the clothing and the very low moral standards.
Why the hell are we allowing this utter shite on our televisions?
You wanna drink your weight in vodka til your practically comatose and then fuck three different people in one night then go for it. You make your own choices. However, I don't think it should be shown on TV and I certainly don't think you should be famous for it.
Why is this suddenly acceptable??
Shows like this used to be shown in documentary form, late at night, on obscure channels that very few people watched and were portrayed as lacking in morals and the dregs of our society. Now they're practically on pedestals being worshipped like gods. Most of them can barely string a damn sentence together and people are idolising these losers?
And before you say anything... I'm 34, I'm hardly over the hill and it wasn't that long ago that I was out clubbing with my friends.
Why is being a lady or being a gentleman so outdated now? Why don't these people want more from their lives than being known as the dirty little slapper who shagged four blokes in one night or the guy who had a threesome and gave both girls a sexually transmitted disease?
Is losing all self respect the price of fame? Is it a price worth paying?
Reality TV as a genre is just atrocious but the shows I have name are really the crud at the bottom of the septic tank. Just ban them and save future generations from exposure to this crap.
Jersey Shore, The Only Way Is Essex, The Valleys, Geordie Shore, Desperate Scousewives.
All of the above have at least one thing in common... they all glorify bad behaviour.
Some are more dreadful than others but for the most part I think every one of them should be banned from our televisions. You may have heard me argue before about "well if it offends you then don't watch it" I'm sorry but these shows are the exception to the rule. Teenagers, young adults and twenty somethings (to name a few) are watching these shows and trying to emulate the lifestyles, the clothing and the very low moral standards.
Why the hell are we allowing this utter shite on our televisions?
You wanna drink your weight in vodka til your practically comatose and then fuck three different people in one night then go for it. You make your own choices. However, I don't think it should be shown on TV and I certainly don't think you should be famous for it.
Why is this suddenly acceptable??
Shows like this used to be shown in documentary form, late at night, on obscure channels that very few people watched and were portrayed as lacking in morals and the dregs of our society. Now they're practically on pedestals being worshipped like gods. Most of them can barely string a damn sentence together and people are idolising these losers?
And before you say anything... I'm 34, I'm hardly over the hill and it wasn't that long ago that I was out clubbing with my friends.
Why is being a lady or being a gentleman so outdated now? Why don't these people want more from their lives than being known as the dirty little slapper who shagged four blokes in one night or the guy who had a threesome and gave both girls a sexually transmitted disease?
Is losing all self respect the price of fame? Is it a price worth paying?
Reality TV as a genre is just atrocious but the shows I have name are really the crud at the bottom of the septic tank. Just ban them and save future generations from exposure to this crap.
Sunday, 16 September 2012
Rant worthy news
Another bomb plot has been foiled.
Some 18 year old in the US was arrested in Chicago on suspicion of plotting a car bomb attack outside a bar in the city. The FBI were apparently tracking him and his foul comments on various websites. They caught him in a sting operation, posing as terrorists and giving him a fake bomb.
Firstly I would like to say bravo to the agents and everyone involved in that arrest. Job well done. You help us to sleep peacefully at night.
Yeah, I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security. Here it comes, stand back!
Quoting from the article I read - There has been a number of convictions based on stings in recent years, but Muslim groups and civil rights groups have expressed concern at the use of such tactics.
Breathe Cat, breathe!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
Use of such tactics?? I mean like seriously??? I don't care if they dressed has his grandmother and lured him with promises of money, women and kittens... this ANIMAL was plotting to kill people. People he didn't know, had never met, who had never done anything to him. INNOCENT people. I don't give a shit about the tactics used. I give a shit that this person will be going to jail and cant hurt anyone. Looking at the pic of this kid they should gift wrap him for the inmates, I'm sure he will make friends in no time.
In fact jail is too good for this wanker. He needs beating within an inch of his life. Anyone and I don't care what religion you are, when you plan or actually take the life of innocent people then the normal rules of civilisation should not apply to you. You wanna take away a persons right to live by killing them then you should lose ALL your human rights and be treated like the scum you are.
Don't treat people like this as human. They are not. They are disgusting, despicable and lower than pond scum and don't deserve to fucking breathe.
RANT OVER!
Some 18 year old in the US was arrested in Chicago on suspicion of plotting a car bomb attack outside a bar in the city. The FBI were apparently tracking him and his foul comments on various websites. They caught him in a sting operation, posing as terrorists and giving him a fake bomb.
Firstly I would like to say bravo to the agents and everyone involved in that arrest. Job well done. You help us to sleep peacefully at night.
Yeah, I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security. Here it comes, stand back!
Quoting from the article I read - There has been a number of convictions based on stings in recent years, but Muslim groups and civil rights groups have expressed concern at the use of such tactics.
Breathe Cat, breathe!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
Use of such tactics?? I mean like seriously??? I don't care if they dressed has his grandmother and lured him with promises of money, women and kittens... this ANIMAL was plotting to kill people. People he didn't know, had never met, who had never done anything to him. INNOCENT people. I don't give a shit about the tactics used. I give a shit that this person will be going to jail and cant hurt anyone. Looking at the pic of this kid they should gift wrap him for the inmates, I'm sure he will make friends in no time.
In fact jail is too good for this wanker. He needs beating within an inch of his life. Anyone and I don't care what religion you are, when you plan or actually take the life of innocent people then the normal rules of civilisation should not apply to you. You wanna take away a persons right to live by killing them then you should lose ALL your human rights and be treated like the scum you are.
Don't treat people like this as human. They are not. They are disgusting, despicable and lower than pond scum and don't deserve to fucking breathe.
RANT OVER!
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
A blog a day keeps the crazy away
or at least so Im told.
Im guessing that releasing all this pent up aggression will be good for me so I dont go on a killing spree or something crazy like that. Running down the high street with a machete is sooo last year. I am kidding of course, running down the high street with a samuari sword is so last year.
I do now and again look at other blogs here (and other sites of course. Dont wanna play favourites) Not that Im checking up on the competition, I just like to see what the world is talking about. I persoanlly try to stay away from anything that is too personal to me. I dont wanna be stalker fodder (again) and unless a current event has really pissed me off then I stay away from those too. I guess you could say Im an all round ranter.
One thing I did notice here however is just how personal some people are on here. I see hundreds of pictures of them, their families on vacations and the like... in their street, babys first steps, Johnny's first birthday party. Erm why dont you just put your address and your bank details on your blog too, make it real easy for the weirdos of the world to find ya and break into your house or steal your identity or worse??
Is it just me?? Is my paranoia so out of control that Im the only one seeing a problem with this?
I wont give Facebook too many props, I may have a Facebook account but Im not its biggest fan, far from it even but its a good way to keep in touch and you get some control over who sees your personal pictures (at least til something better comes along and replaces FB. Nothing would please me more quite frankly coz Zuckerberg has a lot to answer for) You can guard against the perverts and criminals to a certain extent on there (well once youre told that Facebook has changed the fucking security settings AGAIN) Here and other blogging sites, well, its open, its a free for all, you are waving pictures of your children and family in the face of the world and shouting "hey, over here!"
We live in very scary times. Not a day goes by without hearing about some kid going to meet someone that they met online thinking its another kid but actually its some 40 year old weirdo. Hell, just the other day a kid was stabbed at a party by a gatecrasher. The party was advertised on Facebook and after tags and responding to invites every man and his dog knew about it and where it was.
Its just too easy for the animals in the world to target people when they open their world to them. You wouldnt give a complete stranger in the street a picture of your family would you? So what do you think youre doing when you post them in an open forum?
Protect what is precious.
Im guessing that releasing all this pent up aggression will be good for me so I dont go on a killing spree or something crazy like that. Running down the high street with a machete is sooo last year. I am kidding of course, running down the high street with a samuari sword is so last year.
I do now and again look at other blogs here (and other sites of course. Dont wanna play favourites) Not that Im checking up on the competition, I just like to see what the world is talking about. I persoanlly try to stay away from anything that is too personal to me. I dont wanna be stalker fodder (again) and unless a current event has really pissed me off then I stay away from those too. I guess you could say Im an all round ranter.
One thing I did notice here however is just how personal some people are on here. I see hundreds of pictures of them, their families on vacations and the like... in their street, babys first steps, Johnny's first birthday party. Erm why dont you just put your address and your bank details on your blog too, make it real easy for the weirdos of the world to find ya and break into your house or steal your identity or worse??
Is it just me?? Is my paranoia so out of control that Im the only one seeing a problem with this?
I wont give Facebook too many props, I may have a Facebook account but Im not its biggest fan, far from it even but its a good way to keep in touch and you get some control over who sees your personal pictures (at least til something better comes along and replaces FB. Nothing would please me more quite frankly coz Zuckerberg has a lot to answer for) You can guard against the perverts and criminals to a certain extent on there (well once youre told that Facebook has changed the fucking security settings AGAIN) Here and other blogging sites, well, its open, its a free for all, you are waving pictures of your children and family in the face of the world and shouting "hey, over here!"
We live in very scary times. Not a day goes by without hearing about some kid going to meet someone that they met online thinking its another kid but actually its some 40 year old weirdo. Hell, just the other day a kid was stabbed at a party by a gatecrasher. The party was advertised on Facebook and after tags and responding to invites every man and his dog knew about it and where it was.
Its just too easy for the animals in the world to target people when they open their world to them. You wouldnt give a complete stranger in the street a picture of your family would you? So what do you think youre doing when you post them in an open forum?
Protect what is precious.
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
Stupid is as stupid does
"Lose a stone a week with these two simple but odd tips"
I saw this ad just now when I was browsing Facebook. Are people stupid? You cant lose a stone a week unless you lop off a leg!
Time and time again we are bombarded with images and statements that are just not true. From the humble hamburger picture that looks nothing like the one you've just been served to the anti ageing cream that can make you look 10 years younger in just 4 weeks. All you have to do is read the small print at the bottom of the screen "67% of 109 women surveyed said they noticed visible differences". You wanna do the math? That's not a lot of women agreeing.
This world suffers from a great many things but Id have to say that stupidity is definitely in the top 5. From fashion to health to borrowing money, people are told something then believe that its totally true. Instead of doing their research, instead of reading the small print, they jump right in and buy the dress, try the face cream, get a loan and then wonder why they look like a prat, arent looking 50 years younger in 10 minutes and cant pay the damn loan back without sacrificing food for the next 7 years of their lives.
THINK!!! Just THINK!!!
That's all you need to do.
Whatever happened to the saying "if something seems too good to be true then it usually is"? Hmmn yeah, its usually said in hindsight, AFTER you've just been swindled out of 5,000 quid by a South African Prince via email.
Maybe they should be teaching more practical skills in school like erm COMMON SENSE!!! coz it certainly ain't being taught at home. Yeah yeah, another person blaming the parents. Well I'm sorry but some parents need fucking blaming. Or maybe just vetting system before you're allowed to knock out a kid.
I'm no fan of the disease that is known as "Celebrity" and a lot of this shit falls at their feet too. Time and time again we see them on the front of papers and magazine looking way too thin, forgiving partners for cheating or beating, apologising for cheating or beating or being caught doing a line of something that ain't baby powder in the toilets of some hip happening club. These are supposed to be role models!
Talking of which, why the fuck is Kate Moss still on my TV? I nearly spat my coffee out when I saw her advertising... wait for it.... "Addict" by Dior. I mean seriously, is that someones idea of funny? Not that I am a big buyer of Dior products but THAT will insure I never buy a Dior product EVER again. This woman is epitome of everything that is wrong with the fashion and beauty industry. She was exposed as a smack head and alcoholic for fuck sake and yet she's still allowed to advertise clothes and makeup.
How about advertising rehab you dirty skank?!!
I saw this ad just now when I was browsing Facebook. Are people stupid? You cant lose a stone a week unless you lop off a leg!
Time and time again we are bombarded with images and statements that are just not true. From the humble hamburger picture that looks nothing like the one you've just been served to the anti ageing cream that can make you look 10 years younger in just 4 weeks. All you have to do is read the small print at the bottom of the screen "67% of 109 women surveyed said they noticed visible differences". You wanna do the math? That's not a lot of women agreeing.
This world suffers from a great many things but Id have to say that stupidity is definitely in the top 5. From fashion to health to borrowing money, people are told something then believe that its totally true. Instead of doing their research, instead of reading the small print, they jump right in and buy the dress, try the face cream, get a loan and then wonder why they look like a prat, arent looking 50 years younger in 10 minutes and cant pay the damn loan back without sacrificing food for the next 7 years of their lives.
THINK!!! Just THINK!!!
That's all you need to do.
Whatever happened to the saying "if something seems too good to be true then it usually is"? Hmmn yeah, its usually said in hindsight, AFTER you've just been swindled out of 5,000 quid by a South African Prince via email.
Maybe they should be teaching more practical skills in school like erm COMMON SENSE!!! coz it certainly ain't being taught at home. Yeah yeah, another person blaming the parents. Well I'm sorry but some parents need fucking blaming. Or maybe just vetting system before you're allowed to knock out a kid.
I'm no fan of the disease that is known as "Celebrity" and a lot of this shit falls at their feet too. Time and time again we see them on the front of papers and magazine looking way too thin, forgiving partners for cheating or beating, apologising for cheating or beating or being caught doing a line of something that ain't baby powder in the toilets of some hip happening club. These are supposed to be role models!
Talking of which, why the fuck is Kate Moss still on my TV? I nearly spat my coffee out when I saw her advertising... wait for it.... "Addict" by Dior. I mean seriously, is that someones idea of funny? Not that I am a big buyer of Dior products but THAT will insure I never buy a Dior product EVER again. This woman is epitome of everything that is wrong with the fashion and beauty industry. She was exposed as a smack head and alcoholic for fuck sake and yet she's still allowed to advertise clothes and makeup.
How about advertising rehab you dirty skank?!!
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